I have you listed under entertainment, Ranger said,
I have bad car juju.-Stephanie Plum
I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up and strangle my grandmother.
I got out of the elevator and confronted Mr. Wexler. Killing is wrong. We kill chickens, Mr. Wexler said. We kill cows. We kill trees. So big deal, we kill some drug dealers.It was hard to argue with...
I give people gift cards, Lula said. You could buy them in the supermarket. They’re easy. There’s gift cards for everything from Starbucks to Target and in between. I like them on account of the messa...
I finished my soup and bread and helped myself to a handful of cookies from the cookie jar, glancing at Morelli, wondering at his lean body. He’d eaten two bowls of soup, half a loaf of bread slathere...
I failed math twice, never fully grasping probability theory. I mean, first off, who cares if you pick a black ball or a white ball out of the bag? And second, if you’re bent over about the color, don...
I don’t think there’s a degree in protesting. There’s a lot to learn, Lula said. You gotta know about making signs and holding them up in the right fashion. And there’s ways to be obnoxious and provok...
I don’t know what this country’s coming to when an old lady can’t keep a gun in her purse.
I don’t have a car. How am I going to get around? Taxi. Skateboard. Drone pickup. Figure it out!
I don’t feel comfortable with that, Emerson said. I’m not actually a gun person. Guns don’t kill people, Rollo said. Pontiac GTOs being pushed off mountains kill people.
I don’t exactly date, but I sort of have a boyfriend. What does sort of mean? It means that he looks like my boyfriend, but I don’t say it out loud.
I don’t care that you’re short. I like lots of things that are short. Little dogs and daffodils. I hate you because you’re mean as a snake. Would it kill you to be nice?
I don't know what to think of the coffin story. You have any more information on these coffins? Where they were originally purchased? What they look like? They're made of wood. About six foot long...I...
I don't know if it's a good idea to give a woman a box of bullets when she's got a pimple.
I did such a gigantic eye roll I almost fell over.
I can't squeeze to keep the breezers in.
I can give you a better 'and then', Ranger said.
Howie's doctor told him to lose ten pounds, and since Howie's been on a diet he's gained three.
Holy Crap,' Carolli said. 'You shot Jesus. That's gonna take a lot of Hail Marys.