The golden years are for pussies. We went straight to brass.
The AI does not hate you, nor does it love you, but you are made out of atoms which it can use for something else.
Love is an awfully personal thing for most of us, so why isn't hate?
If you caress me one more time, you will melt the butter on my toast.
Life is full of beauty. Notice it. Notice the bumble bee, the small child, and the smiling faces. Smell the rain, and feel the wind. Live your life to the fullest potential, and fight for your dreams.
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
The power to proclaim the greatest news in heaven or on earth was not given to the angels. It was given to redeemed men . . . Every Christian is to be a witness
Is that you giggling away to glory?Or is that just the flowers mingling with the bees and telling their story?
I'm lucky because my dad taught me to be frugal and save. And that's important because I want to know that I don't have to take an acting job for two or three years if I don't want to and that I'll st...
Before you call yourself a Christian, Buddhist, Muslim, Hindu or any other theology, learn to be human first.