Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.
It wasn't my fault.
It was two whacked-out guys who said they always wanted to kidnap a midget.
If I had a Yeti hiding in my closet I’d take the cat and go someplace else too, Lula said. We
I'm going to get her good. She's messed with me one time too many. Remember when she called me an old slut?' Grandma whacked a carrot in half. 'Well, I'm not all that old.
I was on my back, looking up at Morelli through cobwebs, and my first thought was that the 7-Eleven victim had exacted revenge on me, and I’d been stun gunned. The cobwebs cleared, and I discounted st...
I was going to go to church, but I decided to get doughnuts instead.
I want you to leave the guns in the car. These are Trekkies we’re dealing with. They could put the Vulcan death grip on us.
I want nothing. There is no pizza. There is no you, no me, no us, no pizza. And don’t ever call me again, you scummy, slimy fungus-ridden dog turd, piece of fly crud.
I understand why you do your job, my mother said to me. There’s a sense of accomplishment when you take down someone bad. It’s like being a police officer or being in the Army or being a mother. You h...
I swear, Hal said, this place is like the Bermuda Triangle. It’s friggin’ spooky. I went out to feed the monkeys last night, and I saw the Easter Bunny walking down the road with Sasquatch. And now th...
I swear, you're a crazy person. You go around up to your eyeballs in snakes and dead people and exploding beavers. It's just not normal. Even when I was a 'ho, my life wasn't that freaky.
I sensed a familiar presence behind me. A hand brushed my hair back, and Ranger leaned in to me and kissed me on the nape of my neck.
I rolled my eyes so far into the top of my head I almost fell over backward.
I ran through the store gathering together some basic foods. Bread, cheese, Tastykakes, peanut butter, cereal, milk, Tastykakes, eggs, frozen pizza, Tastykakes, orange juice, apples, lunch meat, and T...
I pulled into the Grand Union parking lot and drove to the end of the mall where the bank was located. I parked at a safe distance from other cars, exited the BMW, and set the alarm.You want me to sta...
I plunked down on the couch beside him. I don't have any accomplishments of any kind. I'm stupid and boring. I don't have any hobbies. I don't play sports. I don't write poetry. I don't travel to inte...
I liked you better when you had vordo. You’re not suggesting we do it in this tiny closet with two men watching television in the next room, are you? It’d be limiting, Ranger said, but at least you wo...
I like the way you've let your hair go curly, he finally said. Suits your personality. Lots of energy, not much control, sexy as hell,Joe Morelli to Stephanie Plum
I have your gun I pulled the Ruger out of my bag and gave it to Ranger. He held the gun flat in his hand and looked at it. It smells like orange blossoms.I washed it and sprayed it with air freshenerY...