Janet Evanovich Quotes

He shouldn’t have shot Tiki, Logan said. Hawaiian gods get even. Did you see what Tiki did to his foot? It flew right off his leg when you kicked it!

He wrapped his hand around my wrist, pulled me to him, and kissed me. The kiss was warm and short.

He's a Stone Dead gang member. He'll be hanging with the other Deads, and the Deads own the fifth block of Stark. Their color is purple. Their name is significant. These losers are dead inside. They'v...

Her oldest brother, Lowell, usually sent her a conspiracy-laden tirade about the government being in cahoots with Big Oil, the Russians, and the Taliban, in no particular order.

Here’s something else to worry about, he said. And he kissed me—his hand at the nape of my neck and his mouth on mine, soft at first, then serious and demanding. He drew me closer and kissed me again...

Hey! Lula yelled, back in Ranger's face. You look at me when I'm having a breakdown. And don't pull that mysterio silent shit on me. I don't take that bus, you see what I'm saying?

Hey, look who’s here! Briggs said. It’s Aunt Stephanie. He was dressed in the tan suit, and it looked like he’d gotten a haircut. What’s with the suit? I asked him. I have a job interview, so Nick let...

Hey, Lula said to Ranger's man.You want to watch it? I just had my hair done. I don't need plaster in it. Next time just shoot a hole is this punk-ass loser, will you?

His full name is Ricardo Carlos Mañoso. Second generation Cuban-American. Was Special Forces. Works for Vinnie now. He makes apprehensions other agents only dream about. He gets a little creative some...

His pager beeped, and he looked at the readout. I have to get back to Deal. Do you have any secret weapons in your arsenal? You want to make any last-ditch efforts at apprehension?Ugh. He was so smug!...

His participation was in the ballpark of a pity fuck.

Holy Mary, mother of God, my mother said. You were being chased by Richard Nixon, Bill Clinton, and a rabbit.

How’s it going? Morelli wanted to know. It’s average. Stole a truck. Blew up a house. Brought seven monkeys home with me. And now I have a naked man in my shower. Yeah, same ol’, same ol’, Morelli sai...

I ate the 100 Grand bar first, and then the Kit Kat,

I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since.

I can't squeeze to keep the breezers in.

I can’t cut back. I’ve turned into a sex addict. I get within a foot of Ranger or Morelli and I’m ready to go … and go, and go, and go, and go.That’s a lot of going. I’m a retired professional, and it...

I don't know much about cars, Joyce said, but I think someone took my engine.

I don’t care that you’re short. I like lots of things that are short. Little dogs and daffodils. I hate you because you’re mean as a snake. Would it kill you to be nice?

I don’t get writer's block because I don’t believe in it. I believe you sit in front of the computer and force your fingers to get something on the screen.