Dancing hotdogs don't say shit.
Diesel rocked back on his heels and grinned at the monkey. Carl? Eep! The monkey stood, squinted at Diesel, and gave him the finger. Looks like you know each other, I said. Our paths crossed in Trento...
Do you have someone watching her house? (Stephanie)That kind of surveillance only happens in the movies. We’re so underbudgeted we’re one step away fromholding bake sales to pay for toilet paper. (Mor...
Every man in my organization knows you and understands that you’re my personal property,
Everyone crossed themselves at the mention of the IRS. Street gangs and the mob paled in comparison to fear of the tax code.
Exercise improves your sex life.Ranger to Stephanie
FARC, the Colombian rebels who’ve been funding their revolution against the state with kidnapping, extortion, and drug dealing.
Fine. Let Ranger get someone else. Trust me, you don't want to be out looking for a parking place on Sloane in the middle of the night.I won't have to look for a parking place. Tank's picking me up.Yo...
For the better part of my childhood, my professional aspirations were simple—I wanted to be an intergalactic princess. I didn’t care much about ruling hordes of space people. Mostly I wanted to wear t...
Get me a gun. If I don't go into labor soon, I'm going to shoot myself. And pass the gravy. Pass it now.Valerie - To the Nines
Girl, you could use those gift cards!
Grandma ladled out oatmeal for the three of us. She and I took our bowls into the dining area, and Bob ate his in the kitchen. When Grandma and I went back to the kitchen, Bob’s bowl was empty. The ca...
HIGH FIVE
Happens to me all the time...People are always underestimating my dumbness.
Have you eaten?' I asked Diesel.When?'Recently.'No.
He could freeze his stupid dick off for all I cared.
He doesn’t look very smart, Diesel said. He’s not even giving me the finger. Can monkey’s do that? Hal asked. Carl gave him the finger. Cool! Hal said.
He opened two blouse buttons and traced a line along the top of my bra with his fingertip. He bent his head, brushed a kiss across my breast, and slipped his hand inside my bra. I think I might have m...
He pooped twice, and I didn’t pick it up. My feeling is if God wanted me to pick up dog poop he would have made it look like diamonds and smell like roses.
He shook his head, disgusted like. You’re impossible. You’re not worth the effort.I curled my fingers into the front of his T-shirt and hauled him closer. Not even in your dreams could you imagine how...
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