You owe me! -StephanieWhy do I owe you? -JoeI caught your no good cousin. -StephanieYeah and in the process you burned down a funeral home, and damaged thousands of dollars of government property. -Jo...
You know nothing. You’re nothing but a skank-ass, pencil-dick hemorrhoid. And you smell like anal leakage. Say what?
You have the Super Soaker filled with holy water?Yeah. I sucked it out of the church. You know that bird-bath thing they got right up front?The baptismal font?That’s it. They got it filled with holy w...
You have a lot of nerve pulling the gratitude card on me after all I’ve done for you.
You don’t look like a cop, I told him. All the other guys wear suits. I’ve been asked by the chief not to wear a suit. I look like a casino pit boss when I wear a suit. I don’t inspire trust.
You don't mind if I take a picture of this guy with my cell phone, do you? I need to prove he's dead.''Knock yourself out,' Morelli said. 'Last time an FTA of yours went dead you asked the EMTs to dri...
You come from a long line of scary women Ranger finally said.
Working at Rangeman is a high-stress job, and you’re one of our few sources of comic relief. I give you a car and my men start a pool on how long it will take you to trash it. You’re a line item in my...
With the exception of dessert, food is food.
Will you look at this, Grandma said. Closed casket. Isn't this a fine howdy-do. I get dressed up and come out to pay my respects, and I don't even get to see anything.Martha Deeter was shot and autops...
Whose birthday? I asked. No one’s, Connie said. We’re celebrating that you’re not dead.
We're not going to die. You're with me kiddo and it just happens I know a few survival skills. Oh yeah right. Like carrying your Visa Gold in case the restaurant doesn't accept American Express.
We need some french fries to celebrate with, Lula said after I bought the dress.My treat.I can’t have french fries. Another ounce and I won’t get into the dress.French fries are a vegetable, Lula said...
We invited that nice young man, Dave Brewer, who swindled all those people out of their houses, Grandma said, pulling a meatloaf out of the oven.
Was a fast easy reading, Good to take your mind off of anything serious for a while
Valerie was crying, too. She was laughing and sniffling back sobs. I’m going to marry my snuggy wuggums, she said. Morelli paused, his fork halfway to the roast chicken platter. He slid his eyes to me...
Truth is, I think naked men are kind of strange looking what with their doodles and ding-dong hanging loose like they do. Nevertheless, there's the curiosity thing. I guess it's another one of those c...
There’s no tab. And there’s no price for what we give each other. Not ever. Not financial. Not emotional. I have to get back to work.
There's been an accident. I had Mr. Loosey on the table, and I was gonna get him dressed, and then I had to go fix the thermostat, and when I got back to Mr. Loosey, I noticed he was missing his..um,...
The only normal people are people you don't know very well. Diesel That's a quote from a famous person, I told him. Lizzy Tucker