You're not looking for a partner, Ranger said. You're looking for an enforcer. You hate to run. You must be worried about getting into that black dress. What did you eat just now? Piece of cake? Candy...
You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms.Joe Morelli
You'd tell me if we were getting married, wouldn't you? I mean, you wouldn't just appear on my doorstep one day and say we were due at the church in an hour.
You were worried about me? No, Hal said. I was worried Ranger would kill me if I lost you.
You made the paper again, Grandma said. And the phone's been ringing off the hook. Your mother's in the kitchen, ironing.My mother always irons during times of disaster. Some people drink, some take d...
You know, sometimes you can be real scary. I don't what you were thinking back there when you took those shoes off, but all hair stood up on the back of my next.I had airport rage. Fuckin' A, Lula sai...
You know nothing. You’re nothing but a skank-ass, pencil-dick hemorrhoid. And you smell like anal leakage. Say what?
You have no spirit of culinary adventure. You need to be more like that snarky guy on the Travel Channel. He goes all over the world eating kangaroo a**holes and snail throw-up. He'd eat anything. He...
You have a gun! Why didn’t you use it on Ramirez? Jesus, you hit him with your pocketbook like some sissy girl.
You don’t know. You’ve never been married and divorced. Everything is insurmountable when you’re married. The fact that you want to talk at the breakfast table and he insists on reading his paper is i...
You don't have a drop of paint on you, I said. Why is that?Ranger smiled, liking that he hadn't gotten hit. I guess they were hunting pussy.But I walked into the Motherfuckers room.Yeah, but babe, you...
You do understand that your life isn't normal, right?''Barrel was texting and he stepped off the curb without looking,' I said.'But you were here,' Morelli said. 'How does it happen that you're always...
You could be the Mega Mage of wizards. You could rule Minionfire.Do you really think so?'Yeah, but you'd have to make a deal with the wood elves.'
Will you promise to pick up after yourself? No, but I’ll hire a cleaning lady.
Why did you pick Ladies’ Choice? It was the obvious one. I’m a lady. And I had to make a choice. You think you’re a lady? Fuckin’ A, Lula said.
Whose birthday? I asked. No one’s, Connie said. We’re celebrating that you’re not dead.
What are you doing back at the bakery? I asked [Diesel]. Did you know Wulf was here? No. I knew food was here.
We’re not secretive about the office buildings, but we try to keep a low profile. We? I have partners. Let me guess—the Justice League. The Flash, Wonder Woman, and Superman. Ranger looked like he was...
We were discussing a grisly double murder and Rodriguez was telling us all this in the same sort of conversational tone a person might use to pass on a favorite lasagna recipe. And I was responding wi...
We want you to break into the Smithsonian.Always a pleasure, Nick said.Kate raised an eyebrow at Nick. You've done it before?Nick shrugged. Nobody goes to D.C. without visiting the Smithsonian.Most pe...