Janet Evanovich Quotes

We want you to break into the Smithsonian.Always a pleasure, Nick said.Kate raised an eyebrow at Nick. You've done it before?Nick shrugged. Nobody goes to D.C. without visiting the Smithsonian.Most pe...

Well hell, Tallulah, then go get an ice cream.

Well that’s disappointing, Grandma Mazur said. I expected something better from her.

We’re not secretive about the office buildings, but we try to keep a low profile. We? I have partners. Let me guess—the Justice League. The Flash, Wonder Woman, and Superman. Ranger looked like he was...

We’ve got to get into shape, I said to Lula. We should go to a gym or something. I’d sooner set myself on fire. That about summed it up for me, too.

What are you doing back at the bakery? I asked [Diesel]. Did you know Wulf was here? No. I knew food was here.

White lies are a gray area,

Why did you pick Ladies’ Choice? It was the obvious one. I’m a lady. And I had to make a choice. You think you’re a lady? Fuckin’ A, Lula said.

Will you look at this, Grandma said. Closed casket. Isn't this a fine howdy-do. I get dressed up and come out to pay my respects, and I don't even get to see anything.Martha Deeter was shot and autops...

Will you promise to pick up after yourself? No, but I’ll hire a cleaning lady.

With the exception of dessert, food is food.

You always did have a problem with undies. Remember when you wet your pants in the second grade?- Joyce Barnhardt

You and Nick are good together, Jake said. Probably in more ways than you know.Let's not go there.You keep saying that to yourself, but maybe it's time for a rethink.Since when are you interested in m...

You come from a long line of scary women Ranger finally said.

You do understand that your life isn't normal, right?''Barrel was texting and he stepped off the curb without looking,' I said.'But you were here,' Morelli said. 'How does it happen that you're always...

You don't have a drop of paint on you, I said. Why is that?Ranger smiled, liking that he hadn't gotten hit. I guess they were hunting pussy.But I walked into the Motherfuckers room.Yeah, but babe, you...

You have a gun! Why didn’t you use it on Ramirez? Jesus, you hit him with your pocketbook like some sissy girl.

You have a lot of nerve pulling the gratitude card on me after all I’ve done for you.

You have no spirit of culinary adventure. You need to be more like that snarky guy on the Travel Channel. He goes all over the world eating kangaroo a**holes and snail throw-up. He'd eat anything. He...

You have the Super Soaker filled with holy water?Yeah. I sucked it out of the church. You know that bird-bath thing they got right up front?The baptismal font?That’s it. They got it filled with holy w...