Janet Evanovich Quotes

She opened a beer and took a sip. You’d really go all the way to Greece, and run a covert operation again, just so I can have the satisfaction of capturing Nick Fox? Sure, he said. We don’t get nearly...

So sorry for your loss, Grandma said to Monica. My condolences.Yeah, whatever, Monica said.Grandma leaned into the casket for a close look.What are you gonna do, kiss him? Monica asked.I was trying to...

Sometimes it’s hard to tell what’s love and what’s only indigestion,

Stephanie Plum, off-road warrior. Now this was the way it should be, I thought. Taking action. Hauling ass in the woods behind Diesel. Well, okay – truthfully, I wanted to be in of Diesel. I wanted t...

Stephanie,' Valerie said. 'She's going to have a baby, and she's getting married.' My father was confused. He looked around the room. No Joe. No Ranger. His eyes locked on Diesel. 'Not the psycho,' he...

That could be a problem, Glo said, since I seem to have made a combination of two spells. But here’s the good news. I didn’t have any powdered newt snot, so the spell is most likely temporary.

That sounds like something sick, Lula said. What kind of a person would participate in a cornhole competition? I personally wouldn’t be involved in anything to do with cornholes.

The only normal people are people you don't know very well. Diesel That's a quote from a famous person, I told him. Lizzy Tucker

The other hand wanted to wrap itself around Ranger’s most perfect body part and not let go.

The result is sometimes an ugly display of old lady bitch slapping.

The third message was from my mother. 'Why me?' she said. 'Why do I have to have a daughter who finds dead bodies? Where did I go wrong? Emily Beeber's daughter never finds dead bodies. Joanne Melanow...

There are four ways to manage stress. There's drugs, there's alcohol, there's sex, and there's doughnuts. I go with sex and doughnuts. I tried the other two and it wasn't any good. You being in a dry...

There were two doors that opened off the hallway. The doors were labeled PUSSY and MOTHERFUCKERS. I'm taking the Motherfuckers door, I said to Ranger. No way. That's my door.Well, I'm sure as hell not...

Truth is, I think naked men are kind of strange looking what with their doodles and ding-dong hanging loose like they do. Nevertheless, there's the curiosity thing. I guess it's another one of those c...

Truth is, I'm a good Catholic girl. The faith has always been elusive, but the guilt is intractable.

Valerie was crying, too. She was laughing and sniffling back sobs. I’m going to marry my snuggy wuggums, she said. Morelli paused, his fork halfway to the roast chicken platter. He slid his eyes to me...

We could track down a gang guy wanted for armed robbery and assault. That sounds like a lot of fun, but I might have to pass on account of I don’t want to die right now. We could visit some of Sunny’s...

We got into the Explorer, and I couldn’t sit with the gun rammed into my pants. I can’t do this, I said to Ranger. This dumb gun is too big. It’s poking me. Ranger closed his eyes and rested his foreh...

We invited that nice young man, Dave Brewer, who swindled all those people out of their houses, Grandma said, pulling a meatloaf out of the oven.

We need some french fries to celebrate with, Lula said after I bought the dress.My treat.I can’t have french fries. Another ounce and I won’t get into the dress.French fries are a vegetable, Lula said...