Ranger was waiting. He was dressed in black slacks, a form-fitting black T-shirt, and a black blazer.
Ranger shrugged. Things turn up. He reached behind him and came up with a gun. My gun. Found this in the lobby, too. He tucked the gun under the top edge of my towel, wedging it between my breasts, hi...
Ranger is a man of few words. He's Cuban-American, former Special Forces, he makes a much better friend than an enemy, and he's Vinnie's numero uno bounty hunter.
Ranger is Cuban-American with skin the color of a mocha latte, heavy on the mocha, and a body that can best be described as yum.
RANGER WAS DRIVING a black Porsche Carrera. He was wearing black cargo pants,
RANGER HAD BEEN Special Forces, and he still had the build and the carriage. He was standing close, forcing me to tip my head back ever so slightly to look into his eyes.
Probably Ranger wouldn’t even mind that I was here. After all, he’s slept in my bed and used my shower. Of course, I was in them at the time.
Omygod, I haven’t got years. I’ll have to hide in the Bat Cave.Once you go to the Bat Cave it’s forever, babe.Eeek.
My mother slapped her forehead and rolled her eyes. Stephanie, Stephanie, Stephanie, what are you thinking of? This is no kind of work for a nice young lady.
My mother came into the kitchen. Whose car is that parked in front of our house?That's Stephanie's new car, Grandma said. Isn't it a pip?One of my mother's eyebrows raised in question. Two new cars? W...
My first stop was the supermarket. Not bad this early in the morning because it takes the seniors time to get up and running. By ten, they’d start to roll in, clogging up the lot with their handicap-t...
My big move was to get out of my underpants without snagging my foot and falling on my face.
I’d had a less tumultuous transition from childhood to adulthood, but somewhere in my twenties I feel like I got stalled in the process and now I’m drifting, marking time without any great passion to...
I’d criticized foreign governments for using chemical warfare, and here I was buying nerve gas from a woman who waxed off all her pubic hair.
It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence.Joe Morelli
It's fucking hard to be classy
It's been almost a month since you found a body. I knew you were due.Carl Costanza - Seven Up
It was two whacked-out guys who said they always wanted to kidnap a midget.
It was so much easier when I was young. You got a boyfriend, and you married him. You had some kids, you got older, one of you died, and that was it.''Jeez. No true love?' 'There's always been true lo...
It says here she held up a Frito-Lay truck? Apparently she was on that no-carbohydrate diet, got her period and snapped when she saw the truck parked in front of a convenience store. Just got whacked...