Janet Evanovich Quotes

Sometimes it’s hard to tell what’s love and what’s only indigestion,

Ranger removed my goggles. Would you like to come home with me? I stepped away from him. Thank you for the offer, but no. I’m done with men. Ranger smiled. Forever? Until I figure some things out. And...

We’re not secretive about the office buildings, but we try to keep a low profile. We? I have partners. Let me guess—the Justice League. The Flash, Wonder Woman, and Superman. Ranger looked like he was...

For the most part, Ranger had a consistent personality.He wasn't a guy who wasted a lot of unnecessary energy and effort. He moved and he spoke with an efficient ease that was more animal than human....

Stephanie Plum, off-road warrior. Now this was the way it should be, I thought. Taking action. Hauling ass in the woods behind Diesel. Well, okay – truthfully, I wanted to be in of Diesel. I wanted t...

Stephanie,' Valerie said. 'She's going to have a baby, and she's getting married.' My father was confused. He looked around the room. No Joe. No Ranger. His eyes locked on Diesel. 'Not the psycho,' he...

Ranger isn’t my boyfriend. Ranger and I have a professional relationship. Yeah, but that doesn’t mean you can’t play hide the salami once in a while.

Well that’s disappointing, Grandma Mazur said. I expected something better from her.

Well hell, Tallulah, then go get an ice cream.

Okay, Ranger said. We're going to walk through the room and look for this guy. Pretend I'm not here.You going to be the wind again? I asked.Ranger grinned. Wiseass.

Opening my door to Dillon Ruddick, my bulding super. I handed him a cup of coffee. Sorry about the blood. What was it this time? No one reported gunfire.I hit a guy in the face with a hair dryer.Whoa....

One of us should stop her, Ranger said to Morelli, his eyes fixed on me.Not going to be me, Morelli said. Have you ever tried to stop her from doing something she wanted to do?Haven't had much success...

He reached out, opened the glove compartment, and took out a gun. It was a Smith & Wesson .38 five-shot special. It looked a lot like my gun.I stopped by your apartment this morning and picked this up...

We got into the Explorer, and I couldn’t sit with the gun rammed into my pants. I can’t do this, I said to Ranger. This dumb gun is too big. It’s poking me. Ranger closed his eyes and rested his foreh...

You come from a long line of scary women Ranger finally said.

Cripes, I can’t keep up on this political correct shit. I don’t even know what to call myself. One minute I’m black. Then I’m African American. Then I’m a person of color. Who the hell makes these rul...

You do understand that your life isn't normal, right?''Barrel was texting and he stepped off the curb without looking,' I said.'But you were here,' Morelli said. 'How does it happen that you're always...

Of course it's your fault, Grandma said. You must be doing something wrong, if you know what I mean. Maybe you need to buy a book that tells you how to do it. I hear there are books out there with pic...

You don't have a drop of paint on you, I said. Why is that?Ranger smiled, liking that he hadn't gotten hit. I guess they were hunting pussy.But I walked into the Motherfuckers room.Yeah, but babe, you...

We invited that nice young man, Dave Brewer, who swindled all those people out of their houses, Grandma said, pulling a meatloaf out of the oven.