Janet Evanovich Quote

That’s nice of you, but it’s not necessary to loan me a car.I loan you cars all the time.And I almost always destroy them or lose them. I have terrible luck with cars. Working at Rangeman is a high-stress job, and you’re one of our few sources of comic relief. I give you a car and my men start a pool on how long it will take you to trash it. You’re a line item in my budget under entertainment.

Janet Evanovich

That’s nice of you, but it’s not necessary to loan me a car.I loan you cars all the time.And I almost always destroy them or lose them. I have terrible luck with cars. Working at Rangeman is a high-stress job, and you’re one of our few sources of comic relief. I give you a car and my men start a pool on how long it will take you to trash it. You’re a line item in my budget under entertainment.

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