Janet Evanovich Quotes

He squinted at me. What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control?

He smiled when he saw me . . . and it was the nice smile that included his eyes.

OKAY, SO HERE’S the thing. My mother’s worst fear has come true. I’m a nymphomaniac. I lust after a lot of men. Of course, maybe that’s because I don’t actually actually have sex with any. And some of...

Ranger slung an arm around me and hugged me into him, and I could feel him laughing. It’s not funny, I said. Babe, I haven’t got a lot of funny in my life. Let me enjoy the moment.

Well hell, Tallulah, then go get an ice cream.

Well that’s disappointing, Grandma Mazur said. I expected something better from her.

Ranger isn’t my boyfriend. Ranger and I have a professional relationship. Yeah, but that doesn’t mean you can’t play hide the salami once in a while.

Stephanie,' Valerie said. 'She's going to have a baby, and she's getting married.' My father was confused. He looked around the room. No Joe. No Ranger. His eyes locked on Diesel. 'Not the psycho,' he...

Stephanie Plum, off-road warrior. Now this was the way it should be, I thought. Taking action. Hauling ass in the woods behind Diesel. Well, okay – truthfully, I wanted to be in of Diesel. I wanted t...

For the most part, Ranger had a consistent personality.He wasn't a guy who wasted a lot of unnecessary energy and effort. He moved and he spoke with an efficient ease that was more animal than human....

We’re not secretive about the office buildings, but we try to keep a low profile. We? I have partners. Let me guess—the Justice League. The Flash, Wonder Woman, and Superman. Ranger looked like he was...

Ranger removed my goggles. Would you like to come home with me? I stepped away from him. Thank you for the offer, but no. I’m done with men. Ranger smiled. Forever? Until I figure some things out. And...

Sometimes it’s hard to tell what’s love and what’s only indigestion,

Glad to hear it, Randy said. There should be meat with every meal. Without meat there’s no meal, am I right? I like this boy, my father said. He’s got a good head on his shoulders.

We’ve got to get into shape, I said to Lula. We should go to a gym or something. I’d sooner set myself on fire. That about summed it up for me, too.

So sorry for your loss, Grandma said to Monica. My condolences.Yeah, whatever, Monica said.Grandma leaned into the casket for a close look.What are you gonna do, kiss him? Monica asked.I was trying to...

Will you look at this, Grandma said. Closed casket. Isn't this a fine howdy-do. I get dressed up and come out to pay my respects, and I don't even get to see anything.Martha Deeter was shot and autops...

Good thing he's dead, Lula said, or that would have hurt like the devil.

Why did you pick Ladies’ Choice? It was the obvious one. I’m a lady. And I had to make a choice. You think you’re a lady? Fuckin’ A, Lula said.

Ranger was dressed in jeans and a black T-shirt and boots,