And I was careful to balance out my meal with something from different major food groups. I got fried protein, tasty carbohydrates, and gravy. Gravy isn’t a food group. Say what?
An orgasm is an orgasm, but getting there can leave you with a herniated disc if you aren’t careful.
About that proposal, cupcake...Morelli
A while back he dated Lula, but Lula was allergic to his cats, and Tank wasn’t giving up his cats for love or money or Lula.
Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything.-Lula
Zombie, all you have to do is douse your shop in my stink spray.
Took a look at the bookstore lot, filled to capacity with the exception of a few slots
My leg over the bike. Ranger was watching me, smiling. I like the way you straddle that, he said. Someday . . .
Drawn, eyes wide. Holy Toledo, she said. I called everyone I could think of while I was driving, Sally said.
Changed back into my comfy T-shirt advertising beer, crawled into bed, and switched the light off. I woke up at sunrise with Ranger next to me. Naked. No surprise there. Ranger always slept naked.
Zook peeked into the living room. This house has high speed Internet, right? Sure, we got cable, Grandma said. We’re not in the Stone Age here. I blog and everything.
Your cousin Maureen just got a job at the button factory. They're probably still hiring.Helen Plum
You would let nine million dollars sit under this concrete?''Yeah.' He toed the concrete. 'I like my floor. The guys did a good job on it. It's nice and smooth.''If we got married and you died, I'd ha...
You shouldn’t be driving, Morelli said to Kloughn. I know, Kloughn said. I tried walking, but I was too drunk. It’s okay. I was driving very slooooowly and ’sponsibly.
You always did have a problem with undies. Remember when you wet your pants in the second grade?- Joyce Barnhardt
Yeah, but I want to take a look at your little peashooter. It's kinda cute.It's a gun, Brenda said.Lula pulled her Glock out of her bag and aimed it at Brenda. Bitch, this is a gun. It could put a hol...
Yeah, I like that idea. Maybe he'll shoot at us again. I was hoping someone would shoot at me today. That was the first thing I said when I got up: Boy, I hope I get shot at today.
Will you look at this, Grandma said. Closed casket. Isn't this a fine howdy-do. I get dressed up and come out to pay my respects, and I don't even get to see anything.Martha Deeter was shot and autops...
Whoa. Time out. It's been a long, stressful day, but let's not talk crazy.
When something needs to be ironed I put it in the ironing basket. If a year goes by and the item is still in the basket I throw the item away. This is a good system since eventually I end up only with...