Janet Evanovich Quotes

He's hot, Lula said, but he's a pig. All men are pigs.Do you really believe that?No but it's a point of view to keep in mind . You don't want to go around thinkin' shit is your fault. Next thing you k...

My mother came into the kitchen. Whose car is that parked in front of our house? That’s Stephanie’s new car, Grandma said. Isn’t it a pip? One of my mother’s eyebrows raised in question. Two new cars?...

My mother had been slicing up the chicken. She took a drumstick and dropped it on the floor. She kicked it around a little, picked it up and put it on the edge of the plate.There, she said, we'll give...

You’re not suggesting we do it in this tiny closet with two men watching television in the next room, are you? It’d be limiting, Ranger said, but at least you wouldn’t have your ass on the horn.

Artificial intelligence

You can trust a woman who likes s’mores, I said. It’s the gooey factor.

I’d call Ranger and see if he wanted to run with me. Then he’d be over here first thing tomorrow and make me go out and get some exercise. Yo, Ranger said, answering the phone. His voice was husky, an...

You can’t be mad at me, Ranger said. I’m cute. I might even be adorable.

Omygod, I haven’t got years. I’ll have to hide in the Bat Cave.Once you go to the Bat Cave it’s forever, babe.Eeek.

Omigod,' I said on a sudden flash of sleep-deprived insight. 'You're the big bad wolf.'There are some similarities.

Okay, she said. I’ll go with him, but you owe me. I want one of them five-gallon jugs of rice pudding when I come

You could be the Mega Mage of wizards. You could rule Minionfire.Do you really think so?'Yeah, but you'd have to make a deal with the wood elves.'

As I ran water to wash my hands, my earbud fell out of my ear and went down the drain.Crap!I hauled my cellphone out of my bag and texted Ranger. , he textd back.

Your cousin Maureen just got a job at the button factory. They're probably still hiring.Helen Plum

My mother slapped her forehead and rolled her eyes. Stephanie, Stephanie, Stephanie, what are you thinking of? This is no kind of work for a nice young lady.

You're scared now, I can smell it...Benito Ramirez

You're such a cupcake.

How’s it going with Morelli? You able to get a fix on him? Not exactly a fix, but I know he’s still in town. He’s a serious babe, Connie said. Saw him six months ago, before all this happened. He was...

Your monkey was looking under the stall doors in the ladies' room,' I told Diesel.'That's my boy,' Diesel said.

You’re his what? Amanuensis.