He looked just like himself. Didn't look like he was living in dark alleys. He was clean, fresh shaven. Didn't look hungry. Had on clean clothes. Seemed to be alone. Was a little, um, upset. Said I wa...
Has it ever occurred to you that you might be delusional?'That's what the psychiatrist said, but I think he's wrong. There's an evil flying pizza out there, and it's got Brenda's name on it.
Happens to me all the time...People are always underestimating my dumbness.
Glad to hear it, Randy said. There should be meat with every meal. Without meat there’s no meal, am I right? I like this boy, my father said. He’s got a good head on his shoulders.
For the most part, Ranger had a consistent personality.He wasn't a guy who wasted a lot of unnecessary energy and effort. He moved and he spoke with an efficient ease that was more animal than human....
Diesel sucked air. You keep fondling me like that, and I might have to marry you.I'm not fondling you. I'm looking for the keys!Could you look a little more gently? You're scaring my boys.
Did the little girl witness a murder? No. She stole a medal that was worth a suitcase full of money. Ranger raised his eyebrows and grinned. Good for her. I like to see enterprise in kids.
Carmen? I can hear her release the safety on her Glock when I get within two feet of her.
Are you sure you don't know where Jimmy is hiding?''Maybe I'll remember if you show me your tits.''That's disgusting. This is a viewing. There's a dead woman in there.''How about if I asked to see the...
A wise man, recognizing that the world is an illusion, does not act as if it is real, and so he escapes suffering. The
A while back he dated Lula, but Lula was allergic to his cats, and Tank wasn’t giving up his cats for love or money or Lula.
Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything.-Lula
We don't appreciate the value of humor sometimes.
Were bond enforcement. I guess I forgot my date,
Walked him to the door. Is there anything else you want me to do? Check your mail? Water your plants? My mail is being forwarded to my lawyer. And I’m watering my own plants. So, you feel safe in the...
Total sense, but it was as
Took a look at the bookstore lot, filled to capacity with the exception of a few slots
Talking, drinking, and laughing again, like
Out I was going to crash the car into a telephone pole.
Opened in 1874.