Omygod, I haven’t got years. I’ll have to hide in the Bat Cave.Once you go to the Bat Cave it’s forever, babe.Eeek.
Nick stopped on the sidewalk, pulled a ring from his pocket, and handed it to Kate. Your wedding ring.It was a platinum band inlaid with diamonds. Simple but elegant. Kate put the ring on her finger....
My first stop was the supermarket. Not bad this early in the morning because it takes the seniors time to get up and running. By ten, they’d start to roll in, clogging up the lot with their handicap-t...
My feeling on rain is that it should only occur at night when people are sleeping. At night, rain is cozy. During the day, rain is a pain in the gumpy.
My feeling is if God wanted me to pick up dog poop he would have made it look like diamonds and smell like roses.
Mr. Morganthal shuffled out of the elevator and winked at me. Hey, hootchie-mamma, he said. Want a hot date? He was ninety-two and lived on the third floor, next to Mrs. Delgado. You’re too late, I to...
Mañoso grinned. This is gonna be fun. This here’s gonna be like Professor Higgins and Eliza Doolittle Does Trenton.
Kate’s phone rang, with the caller ID Nick McGarrett.
I’d criticized foreign governments for using chemical warfare, and here I was buying nerve gas from a woman who waxed off all her pubic hair.
It's been almost a month since you found a body. I knew you were due.Carl Costanza - Seven Up
It was so much easier when I was young. You got a boyfriend, and you married him. You had some kids, you got older, one of you died, and that was it.''Jeez. No true love?' 'There's always been true lo...
It says here she held up a Frito-Lay truck? Apparently she was on that no-carbohydrate diet, got her period and snapped when she saw the truck parked in front of a convenience store. Just got whacked...
Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head. Eddie DeChooch
Instead, I yelled at him. You deserved to get run over. And besides, I barely tapped you. The only reason you broke your leg was because you panicked and tripped over your own feet.
In my opinion, the only good spider is a dead spider, and woman's rights aren't worth dick if they mean I can't ask a man to do my bug squashing.
If you can’t fool yourself, he said, how can you expect to fool anybody else?
If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her.Ranger
If he’s as frustrated as I am, he’ll be at Rita’s, Ranger said.
I'm sorry about your Porsche.I can replace the Porsche. I can't replace you. You need to be more careful.I was just sitting in your car!Babe, you're a magnet for disaster.
I'd do the lifting, but I just got a manicure. And I notice you don't have a manicure at all. Only thing noticeable about your hands is the missing tan on your ring finger that I don't care about. -Lu...