Good thing he's dead, Lula said, or that would have hurt like the devil.
Girl, you could use those gift cards!
Every time I get social with you I end up all by myself, naked, in the middle of the street.I rolled my eyes. That only happened once…and you weren’t naked. You were wearing socks and a shirt.I was sp...
Do I look like I’m dressed for a snake jamboree? I don’t think so.
Did you happen to hear anything about me this afternoon? Just how you got thrown off the bridge and Ranger jumped in to save you. Does Mom know? Yeah. She ironed sheets for three hours, mumbling about...
Did they probe you yet? Xandy asked Riley. They always get around to probing you. That’s what the other abductees tell me, anyway.
Damn skippy it’s a flea collar. I’m not taking no chances.
Bullets are creepy.Stephenie
As I ran water to wash my hands, my earbud fell out of my ear and went down the drain.Crap!I hauled my cellphone out of my bag and texted Ranger. , he textd back.
A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.
I think that some books are more successful than others to certain readers. People who read my books for the humor, they're going to love one book. People who read my books for the mystery, they might...
Think she needs to have an adventure once in a while. And she’s overly curious. You get that from her, my mother said. You’re a lot like your grandmother. Sort of a scary thought, but I knew it was tr...
Looked around for Grandma, spotting her and Dougie hiding behind a car on the opposite side of the street. They were wearing Super Suits and they had bath towels pinned around their necks like capes.
Helped Grandma off and removed her helmet. She stepped away from the bike and straightened her clothes. I can see why people like these Harleys, she said. They really wake you up down there, don’t the...
Exactly the garden spot of the Garden State. In truth,
Changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the base of my neck. Without turning I knew it was Ranger.
Able to walk away. I was firmly pulled back by my ponytail. Ranger had come in behind me and had me by the hair. Glad to see you’re hard at work looking for Mooner. Shhh. I want to hear Joyce bark lik...
You’re not suggesting we do it in this tiny closet with two men watching television in the next room, are you? It’d be limiting, Ranger said, but at least you wouldn’t have your ass on the horn.
You’re going to send me down first? I thought you would want to go down first. I want to go down never.
You take advantage. He don’t stay at birthday party like good boy. He come to you for nicky nacky. You slut. I fix you so he see. I give you vordo. She waved her hand at me, she slapped her ass, and s...