Don't put off what you can do today because if you enjoy it today you can do it again tomorrow.
My only career goal is to be an halloween icon.
I want to put a ding in the universe.
Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.
Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved.
There is nothing inherently painful about being cheated on.
You know all that sympathy that you feel for an abused child who suffers without a good mom or dad to love and care for them? Well, they don't stay children forever. No one magically becomes an adult...
Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.
Change alone is eternal, perpetual, immortal.
Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in.
Oh honey, someday a real man is going to make you see stars and you won't even be looking at the sky." Excerpt from Grace Willow's Last Minute Bride