Can't you just see all those enlightened monkey men sitting around a roaring woodfire around their Buddha saying nothing and knowing everything?
Any day above ground is a good day. Before you complain about anything, be thankful for your life and the things that are still going well.
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit...
Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
Even if it's not appreciated, do your best. Integrity will take you further than acknowledgement.
It's great that people are basically spending their two weeks of vacation to come out and be with us in some weird part of the world. And I think we owe it to them to take 'em to some cool places.
I'm not a kid anymore. And I'm excited for all the amazing things to come.
All shadows of clouds the sun cannot hide like the moon cannot stop oceanic tide;but a hidden star can still be smiling at night's black spell on darkness, beguiling
Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.
It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap...
The single greatest cause of happiness is gratitude.