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You said, when we embarked on this great adventure together, that lots of laughter was essential in a relationship.I agreed.You also made the point that a great deal of sex was of equal importance.Again, I agreed. Wholeheartedly.In fact I remember your exact words: laughter and sex are the barometers of a relationship. This was the statement you made, if I remember correctly. Don't get me wrong. I couldn't agree more. But no at the same time, ya fuckin cow.

Irvine Welsh

You said, when we embarked on this great adventure together, that lots of laughter was essential in a relationship.I agreed.You also made the point that a great deal of sex was of equal importance.Again, I agreed. Wholeheartedly.In fact I remember your exact words: laughter and sex are the barometers of a relationship. This was the statement you made, if I remember correctly. Don't get me wrong. I couldn't agree more. But no at the same time, ya fuckin cow.

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About Irvine Welsh

Irvine Welsh (born 27 September 1958) is a Scottish novelist and short story writer. His 1993 novel Trainspotting was made into a film of the same name. He has also written plays and screenplays, and directed several short films.