A man had no right to be this fiercely sexual without even trying.
Myths tend to spiral out of control. Do you howl at the full moon and steal maidens to devour?""Depends on the maiden," he said.Was he flirting with me? Devouring didn't really go with flirting, but h...
What did I tell you about plastic ties? Only for humans, Julie murmured.If you don't listen to me, I can't teach you anything.
Speak to me.I hate you.Okay. Mad Rogan let go of me. You're fine.
She handed him a glass of water and two Aleve gelcaps. They’re anti-inflammatories. They will dull the pain a little bit and keep down swelling and redness. Swallow the pills, don’t chew.Well, I thoug...
Other pirates leaped over the railing. One, two... seven... thirteen. A baker’s dozen. Wait, fifteen. Eighteen... Twenty-one. The odds weren’t in our favor.Maybe they just came over to borrow a cup of...
I paused with the pen in my hand. He burst into flames?He became engulfed in fire.Was his buddy made out of orange rocks and at any point yell, 'It's clobbering time'?
I know it may come as a shock, but it's sort of considered polite to wait for the consent of the woman. In fact, I'm pretty sure that if you don't wait, you may have to deal with pesky criminal charge...
Your sword is made out of your grandmother’s bones?Okay, I see how it sounds weird when you say it in that tone of voice
You'll lose.What makes you so sure?You have no discipline. All you do is tear down shit down. My father is a bastard, but at least he builds things. You turn cities into smoking ruins and blunder abou...
Were you watching me sleep? Because I thought we agreed that's creepy.
If she died as a result of this journey, it wouldn't be because of slavers. It would be because Richard's inability to communicate would give her a heart attack.
I'll call you, he repeated.If you call me, I won't pick up the phone.You will wait by the phone for my call, and when it rings, you will pick it up and you will speak to me in a civil manner. If you d...
I wouldn’t put it past you, Kaldar said. Or him. Who knows what the hell he might do?William made a cutting motion across his throat.He might kill you if you’re not careful, she told him.Who, Will? We...
I was so happy to be out of there. Barabas, if you weren’t battingfor the other team, I’d marry you.He grinned. If I weren’t batting for the other team, I would accept yourproposal. You had me at ‘No...
I promise to keep my hands, tongue, and other body parts to myself. You risk your life by staying home. It's late and we're both too wiped out to go climbing into the People's lair tonight. What do yo...
He was going to take a dive into this lake. He just didn’t know it. Cerise rose, finding footing in the soft mud. The water came up to just below her breasts and her wet shirt stuck to her body. Willi...
And men my prophet wail deride!
Yeah, that would fly.
You want me to go back into that house protected by a magic sticky note?Don’t even start, I told him. It’s working. If it weren’t working, you couldn’t drag me into that place.What did you write on he...