Diplomacy was never my strong suit and my patience had run dry. I crouched and called out, Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. [...]Kitty, kitty? asked a level male voice.[...]What kind of woman greets the Bea...
Wiggles hissed as I crossed the floor toward the throne. She fixed me with her empty hateful eyes and smelled the air, her long tongue shiveringthrough the slit of the lipless mouth. Nice to see you t...
Torch strode over and stared at the fiverWhat's this?Some change for you. Buy your flunkies some decent clothes. I dipped my fingers into the jar and smeared think fragrant paste on my face. Torch fro...
So, regarding that tidbit about your having a fertile imagination when it comes to private activities, she said, fighting off anxiety. Was it another lie?Depends on how you look at it. It's not exactl...
So you want me to track down a supernaturally fast sniper who can disappear into thin air, retrieve your maps, and do it so nobody finds out what I'm doing or why?''Exactly.'I sighed. 'I'll get the pa...
Shit Bug said, his face sour. It's that thing again. We've been dealing with it since Pierce. You think you have a lead and then poof - he made a puffing motion with his fingers - it melts into nothin...
Shaman ninjas. Perfect. Now my life was complete.
If I pass out face down in this water, will you fish me out?Will you promise to call me Your Majesty?Hell no.Then I'll have to think about it.
I think you’re confused as to the nature of our relationship. You and I, we don’t get along. You’re a psychopathic control freak. You order me around and I want to kill you. I’m a pigheaded insubordin...
I know it may come as a shock, but it's sort of considered polite to wait for the consent of the woman. In fact, I'm pretty sure that if you don't wait, you may have to deal with pesky criminal charge...
I have a serious question.I will give a serious answer.Can a god be killed?The humor drained from Roman's face. Well, that depends on if you're a pantheist or a Marxist.What's the difference?The first...
Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. He had the two wards of the fucking Marshal of the fucking Southern Provinces in a stolen car. An entire continent away from where the two of them were supposed to be. In...
Myths tend to spiral out of control. Do you howl at the full moon and steal maidens to devour?""Depends on the maiden," he said.Was he flirting with me? Devouring didn't really go with flirting, but h...
She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing… Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim. She blinked and stared at me. She'd seen my eyes glow....
It seems that the young woman made some indelicate suggestion of a threesome...When I got there, Miss Nash was standing by the hot tub in a small bikini, pointing the business end of a SIG-Sauer P-226...
I'll call you, he repeated.If you call me, I won't pick up the phone.You will wait by the phone for my call, and when it rings, you will pick it up and you will speak to me in a civil manner. If you d...
I paused with the pen in my hand. He burst into flames?He became engulfed in fire.Was his buddy made out of orange rocks and at any point yell, 'It's clobbering time'?
He said that the man must be your husband, because only someone we love very much can make us this crazy.
And now, you are forever mine.
Your sword is made out of your grandmother’s bones?Okay, I see how it sounds weird when you say it in that tone of voice