Young, dumb, and full of cum.
You don't cause problems. You cause catastrophes.
She put her hand on her hip. Where are you going?To the boat. You called me Lord Bill again. That means we're cool.Cerise slapped her forehead with the heel of her hand and followed him.
If you remove adversity, you remove ingenuity and creativity with it. There is no need to strive to make something beautiful or better if it already is.
If she died as a result of this journey, it wouldn't be because of slavers. It would be because Richard's inability to communicate would give her a heart attack.
I`ll kill you and eat your guts while you sream. Not in that order, you won`t.
I'm going to kick you in the head when I get home. Repeatedly.
I want you, you want love, and he wants to break my neck.
I am a god. I don't do fair.
His beard was nonexistent, except for a carefully trimmed goatee that met his mustache on both sides of his mouth. The overall effect was decidedly villainous. He needed a black horse and a barbarian...
He smiled at me, turning into the old Sean Evans. The transformation was so sudden, I blinked to make sure I didn’t imagine it. Because you’re a carebear.
Audrey kept moving with practiced quickness, stepping over roots protruding over the trail and pushing ferns and branches out of her way. She kept a brisk pace, but Kaldar didn't mind. From his vantag...
Your family is in danger.
You'll lose.What makes you so sure?You have no discipline. All you do is tear down shit down. My father is a bastard, but at least he builds things. You turn cities into smoking ruins and blunder abou...
Yes, I want your bullshit.
Why not? It's natural selection. Just like nature. I wrinkled my nose. Boudas love this argument, because it gives them an excuse to do all the wrong things. 'I'm sorry I screwed your sister and got m...
She handed him a glass of water and two Aleve gelcaps. They’re anti-inflammatories. They will dull the pain a little bit and keep down swelling and redness. Swallow the pills, don’t chew.Well, I thoug...
Sh!t. F_ck sh!t.'....'Sh!t f_ck would have also been accepted.
Other pirates leaped over the railing. One, two... seven... thirteen. A baker’s dozen. Wait, fifteen. Eighteen... Twenty-one. The odds weren’t in our favor.Maybe they just came over to borrow a cup of...
Nothing kills a party like an oversize metal hedgehog.