Ilona Andrews Quote
I was conceived because it would be good for my House to have an heir and because my parents' genes ticked the right set of boxes. You were probably conceived because your parents loved each other.According to our mother, Bern said, he was conceived because she was too wasted to remember a rubber.Mad Rogan stopped chewing.I was conceived because my mother skipped bail. Her boyfriend at the time threatened to call the cops on her so she had to do something to keep him from doing it, Bern said helpfully.Awesome. Just the right kind of information to share.Aunt Giselea isn't the best mother, I said. There's one in every family.
Ilona Andrews
I was conceived because it would be good for my House to have an heir and because my parents' genes ticked the right set of boxes. You were probably conceived because your parents loved each other.According to our mother, Bern said, he was conceived because she was too wasted to remember a rubber.Mad Rogan stopped chewing.I was conceived because my mother skipped bail. Her boyfriend at the time threatened to call the cops on her so she had to do something to keep him from doing it, Bern said helpfully.Awesome. Just the right kind of information to share.Aunt Giselea isn't the best mother, I said. There's one in every family.
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Ilona Andrews is the pen name of Ilona Gordon and Andrew Gordon, an American husband-and-wife duo who write urban fantasy and romantic fiction together under a portmanteau of their first names.