Call me Ishmael.
They call me, The Sharkalator
She never called her son by any name but John; 'love' and 'dear', and such like terms, were reserved for Fanny.
Ranger is an unusual name, she managed. Is it a nickname?It's a street name, Ranger said. I was a Ranger in the army.I heard about them Rangers on TV, Grandma said. I heard they get dogs pregnant.My f...
Annabeth: Hey, Seaweed Brain.
Hey Baby.Baby? You're kidding me, right?I was trying it out. No?No.
That's you, Wrath said. You shall be called the Black Dagger warrior Dhestroyer, descended of Wrath son of Wrath.But you'll always be Butch to us, Rhage cut in. As well as hard-ass. Smart-ass. Royal p...
You know how hard it is to feel like an extreme falcon-headed combat machine when somebody calls you chicken man?
What is your name? she murmured.He cocked an eyebrow at her and then went back to staring at his brother. I'm the evil one, in case you haven't figured it out.I wanted your name, not your calling.Bein...
Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger.
You. O Positive. How many exits?What?...Oh shit, did you just call me by my bloodtype?