“ In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued. Helen Rowland
“ A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. Helen Rowland
“ Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. Helen Rowland
“ A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. Helen Rowland
“ Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. Helen Rowland
“ Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. Helen Rowland
“ Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him. Helen Rowland
“ There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age. Helen Rowland
“ Failing to be there when a man wants her is a woman's greatest sin except to be there when he doesn't want her. Helen Rowland
“ Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. Helen Rowland
“ It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying it's separating himself from all the others. Helen Rowland
“ A wise woman puts a grain of sugar in everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her. Helen Rowland
