In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
One man's folly is another man's wife.
Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.
Love, the quest marriage, the conquest divorce, the inquest.
A man never knows how to say goodbye a woman never knows when to say it.
Failing to be there when a man wants her is a woman's greatest sin except to be there when he doesn't want her.
Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.
There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.
It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying it's separating himself from all the others.
a wise woman puts a grain of sugar in everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.