A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.
Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
You will never win if you never begin.
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
When two people decide to get a divorce it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another but a sign that they have at last begun to.
The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.
The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
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A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her.
A fool and her money are soon courted.
When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar a custom which is still continued.
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.
Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.