The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy but that it is a bore.
The age of chivalry is past. Bores have succeeded to dragons.
The devil's name is dullness.
We often forgive those who bore us but can't forgive those whom we bore.
A variety of nothing is superior to a monotony of something.
Dullness is a misdemeanour.
The secret of boring people lies in telling them everything.
He is an old bore even the grave yawns for him.
A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.
Social media: a fine tool for radicalised idiots to find each other, a promised land for the pub bores and Champ Man anoraks of the nation.
His shortcoming is his long staying.