One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.
The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul,...
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.