“ I make sure to always have some spinach between my teeth so people are disinclined to bother me.Survival strategies for the 21st century. Graham Parke
“ I shouted the perfect words to scare him off. It was just the delivery (and only the delivery) that made me sound like a twelve-year-old girl with pee running down her leg. I felt dirty and stupid. Graham Parke
“ Instead of heading for a big mental breakdown, I decided to have a small breakdown every Tuesday evening. Graham Parke
“ We played for about half an hour before I realized we were actually playing two different games. What I’d thought of as ludo was actually a game called gin rummy, and what Warren was playing seemed to… Graham Parke
“ The stalker, meanwhile, stepped into the road. Didn’t even check for traffic. There wasn’t any, but something told me this was lucky for traffic rather than the stalker. Graham Parke
“ I didn't want to do it,' Kiala said. 'The universe just kind of conspired to force me to make a fool of myself. It does that quite a lot, actually. Graham Parke
“ Mathematicians finally developed a financial model to accurately compare apples and oranges. Any two kinds of fruit can be compared, although guavas still cause minor rounding errors. Graham Parke
“ I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences. Graham Parke
