My penis lay pathetically along my left thigh, like some small animal washed ashore.
It's a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack.
If my world were to cave in tomorrow, I would look back on all the pleasures, excitements and worthwhilenesses I have been lucky enough to have had. Not the sadness, not my miscarriages or my father l...
Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.
Life is just a schoolroom with a glorious opportunity to prepare us for eternity.
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
Begin, be bold, and venture to be wise.
I don't have a lot of patience for stories in which women are rescued by men.
Love feeds on deception.
This is a day of celebration!Today, we are divorcing the pastand marrying the present.Dance,and you will find Godin every room.Today, we are divorcing resentmentand marrying forgiveness.Sing,and God w...
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.