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Garrison Keillor Quote

James Brown went to the pearly gates and met St. Peter who took him to a room where Jerry Garcia was playing and Jimi Hendricks and Jim Morrison and Janis Joplin. James Brown says, I was worried maybe I was going to hell, but I guess not. Jerry Garcia says You think this is heaven? Just then Lawrence Welk walked in and says All right, one more time. ‘The Anniversary Waltz.’ And a one and a two and a one, two, three…

Garrison Keillor

James Brown went to the pearly gates and met St. Peter who took him to a room where Jerry Garcia was playing and Jimi Hendricks and Jim Morrison and Janis Joplin. James Brown says, I was worried maybe I was going to hell, but I guess not. Jerry Garcia says You think this is heaven? Just then Lawrence Welk walked in and says All right, one more time. ‘The Anniversary Waltz.’ And a one and a two and a one, two, three…

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