Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.
The most efficient labor-saving device is still money.
You never realize what a good memory you have until you try to forget something.
Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
Bargain: something you can't use at a price you can't resist.
All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.
Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Experience is that marvelous thing that enable you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Originality is the art of concealing your source.
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.
An extravagance is anything you buy that is of no earthly use to your wife.
Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.
The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it it's too far to walk back.
It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.
Most people like hard work particularly when they're paying for it.
