There is more stupidity around than hydrogen and it has longer shelf life.
Well, I'm not here to impinge on anybody else's lifestyle. If I'm in a place where I know I'm going to harm somebody's health or somebody asks me to please not smoke, I just go outside and smoke. But...
The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is much worse.
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.
I like to watch the news, because I don't like people very much and when you watch the news ... if you ever had an idea that people were really terrible, you could watch the news and know that you're...
One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
behind each breakaway movement is a breakaway demagogue who will set up his breakaway demagogue government.
There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
So many books, so little time.
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic buildin...
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
The United States is a nation of laws, badly written and randomly enforced.
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?