Erma Bombeck Quote

They'll say you are bador perhaps you are mador at least you should stay undercover.Your mind must be bareif you would dareto think you can love more than one lover.

A house is never small or empty, when filled with love.

Every corner and room of a house will carry memories, make these the most pleasurable times you shared with your family.

I consider my mom and all my sisters my friends.

To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlight...

My father, [was] a mid-level phonecompany manager who treated my mother at best like an incompetent employee. At worst? He never beat her, but his pure, inarticulate fury would fill the house for days...

There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.

And when the earth began to rumble and quake, as fear and frantic set in, he ran back inside the house past his wife and children, gathering all the valuables and things he thought of importance, and...

Bellybuttons are our link with the past.

Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.