We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
There is nothing inherently painful about being cheated on.
God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to get things.
Change is inevitable. Progression is a choice. We all move, but are you going to move forward?
I'm into mellow dates with really good food.
Success is hard, rewards are scant and the glory not always there.
Yeah, I get to fight in 'Eclipse.' My trainer is teaching me MMA right now. So. Cool.
It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap...
Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through you. Always be kinder than necessary.