So, when our two like-minded overlords demanded a list of names of people to lay off, Alvy and I gave them two: his and mine.
The father who has selflessly poured himself into the life of his children may leave no other monument than that of his children. But as for a life well lived, no other monument is necessary.
When you're as hot as you are, no amount of ice will do.
Be Fearful When Others Are Greedy and Greedy When Others Are Fearful
The single greatest cause of happiness is gratitude.
I don't have a lot of patience for stories in which women are rescued by men.
At his best, man is the noblest of all animals separated from law and justice he is the worst.
Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.
How to win in life:1 work hard 2 complain less 3 listen more 4 try, learn, grow5 don't let people tell you it cant be done6 make no excuses
My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake.
Those who are truly grateful are deeply moved by the privilege of living.