“ Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. Dwight D. Eisenhower
“ By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ True love is jealousy in disguise: A man cannot restrict his lover from going to the club because he hates her, he actually hates the men who would come around and touch her. Michael Bassey Johnson
“ Before she cut her birthday cake, she cast a wish, then blew the candles out from his eyes. Anthony Liccione
“ The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people at the end of its term. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ My body is like a Temple in Nepal. It is sacred, but has a lot of damage from the earthquake of my youth! James Hauenstein
“ The Democratic Party of the USA would greatly appreciate your cooperation with re-installing Mr & Mrs Pinocchio into the White House. Steven Magee
“ My first proper kiss was from Cara Shucksmith when I was 13 or 14 at her birthday party. Robert Webb