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It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see...You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?No, said Ford, who by this time was a little more rational and coherent than he had been, having finally had the coffee forced down him, nothing so simple. Nothing anything like so straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people.Odd, said Arthur, I thought you said it was a democracy.I did, said Ford. It is.So, said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, why don't people get rid of the lizards?It honestly doesn't occur to them, said Ford. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates to the government they want.You mean they actually vote for the lizards?Oh yes, said Ford with a shrug, of course.But, said Arthur, going for the big one again, why?Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, said Ford, the wrong lizard might get in. Got any gin?What?I said, said Ford, with an increasing air of urgency creeping into his voice, have you got any gin?I'll look. Tell me about the lizards.Ford shrugged again.Some people say that the lizards are the best thing that ever happenned to them, he said. They're completely wrong of course, completely and utterly wrong, but someone's got to say it.But that's terrible, said Arthur.Listen, bud, said Ford, if I had one Altairian dollar for every time I heard one bit of the Universe look at another bit of the Universe and say 'That's terrible' I wouldn't be sitting here like a lemon looking for a gin.

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It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see...You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?No, said Ford, who by this time was a little more rational and coherent than he had been, having finally had the coffee forced down him, nothing so simple. Nothing anything like so straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people.Odd, said Arthur, I thought you said it was a democracy.I did, said Ford. It is.So, said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, why don't people get rid of the lizards?It honestly doesn't occur to them, said Ford. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates to the government they want.You mean they actually vote for the lizards?Oh yes, said Ford with a shrug, of course.But, said Arthur, going for the big one again, why?Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, said Ford, the wrong lizard might get in. Got any gin?What?I said, said Ford, with an increasing air of urgency creeping into his voice, have you got any gin?I'll look. Tell me about the lizards.Ford shrugged again.Some people say that the lizards are the best thing that ever happenned to them, he said. They're completely wrong of course, completely and utterly wrong, but someone's got to say it.But that's terrible, said Arthur.Listen, bud, said Ford, if I had one Altairian dollar for every time I heard one bit of the Universe look at another bit of the Universe and say 'That's terrible' I wouldn't be sitting here like a lemon looking for a gin.

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About Douglas Adams

Douglas Noel Adams (11 March 1952 – 11 May 2001) was an English author, humourist, and screenwriter, best known for The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (HHGTTG). Originally a 1978 BBC radio comedy, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy developed into a "trilogy" of five books that sold more than 15 million copies in his lifetime. It was further developed into a television series, several stage plays, comics, a video game, and a 2005 feature film. Adams's contribution to UK radio is commemorated in The Radio Academy's Hall of Fame.Adams also wrote Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (1987) and The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul (1988), and co-wrote The Meaning of Liff (1983), The Deeper Meaning of Liff (1990) and Last Chance to See (1990). He wrote two stories for the television series Doctor Who, co-wrote City of Death (1979), and served as script editor for its seventeenth season. He co-wrote the sketch "Patient Abuse" for the final episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus. A posthumous collection of his selected works, including the first publication of his final (unfinished) novel, was published as The Salmon of Doubt in 2002.
Adams was a self-proclaimed "radical atheist", an advocate for environmentalism and conservation, and a lover of fast cars, technological innovation, and the Apple Macintosh.