If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.
A dog's love is only second to that of a mother's.
The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with.
Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away that's the deal.
I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.
I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytrap...
I have some road rage inside of me. Traffic, especially in L.A., is a pet peeve of mine.
It's a little known fact that one in three family pets gets lost during its lifetime, and approximately 9 million pets enter shelters each year. That's why it's a wonderful thing to get your pet micro...
Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to.
I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.
It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.