It’s lucky ye’re wed to a decrepit auld man, Sassenach, or ye’d be on your knees with your arse in the air this minute.
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
An affected health has come in contact with worry
It's so hard to find the place somewhere in the middle of the best and worst I've felt.
Police Officer Angry Aggression Theory (POAAT) is why you need to video record the police before they shoot you. Always start the video camera at the first contact, as it can go sour at any time and w...
Before you're given what you want, you'll first be tested with what you don't really want.
An army of sheep led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by a sheep.
I think you have to be cool to be a good flirt, and I don't think I'm very cool.
I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'
There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.
Altitude sickness, unregulated drugs and medical gas enabled workers to become drug abusers/addicts