“ Gas Attendant: Thata ain't no etch-a-sketch. Thats one doodle that can't be un-did home skillet. Diablo Cody
“ Everyone's favorite supper is a gluey carbohydrate-rich concoction known simply as hotdish and served in a community Pyrex. Diablo Cody
“ Juno MacGuff: Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into? Diablo Cody
“ You know, I did not like being famous. It was a stressful and ugly time, and I'm glad it's over. Diablo Cody
“ I wrote a screenplay for a 'Sweet Valley High' adaptation, and it's really amazing to me how many women who are my age have responded to the idea and are excited about the movie. Diablo Cody
“ In my opinon, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun s… Diablo Cody
“ It's possible that I've matured as a writer, and I hope I've matured emotionally, but I always find myself revisiting these adolescent scenes. Diablo Cody
“ I absolutely relate to being alone in squalor, trying to come up with something adequate. I relate to that, and I've been known to crawl out of bed and drink out of a 2-liter bottle of Diet Coke. Diablo Cody
“ I'm not an especially highbrow person, but I have always loved small, quirky, edgy movies. Diablo Cody
“ Fact: The new '90210' is cooler than the old '90210.' It's the lithe, streamlined Skipper to the elder series' venerable Barbie. Gone are the traditional parents - they've been replaced by a hipster m… Diablo Cody
“ Juno MacGuff: Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment. Diablo Cody
“ He wasn’t a carrier of commitment-phobia or other notable boy diseases and he used expensive moisturizer. That’s about all it takes to bang my gong. Diablo Cody
“ I just go about my life. I'm a mom, I drive an SUV, I go to the grocery store every day. I'm definitely not a celebrity. I always say that I'm a celebrity-adjacent. Diablo Cody
