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I had a very happy childhood, but I wasn't that happy a child. I liked being alone and creating characters and voices. I think that's when your creativity is developed, when you're young. I liked the...
He opened the card. It was from Raj’s shop and featured a big smiling cartoon bear inexplicably wearing sunglasses and Bermuda shorts. Dennis had chosen it from Raj’s shop because it had Happy Birthda...
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We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.
A little while at least.
What I still don’t get though, ventured John. Is why you did it?Did what?Put that dress on in the first place.I don’t know really, said Dennis, a puzzled look crossing his face. I suppose it’s because...
But being a child, he’d never been asked for his opinion.
I can't see why anyone would want to be in politics because you get so much criticism.
Dining room and up the stairs to
The maggots will nibble off the dirt, you muck snipes! Mrs Curdle would snigger. To dry off afterwards, she would peg the children to the washing line by their ears. TWANG! Once, when Elsie was found...
The Queen’s bum remained purple. She showed it to everyone in the country when she gave her yearly speech to the nation on Christmas Day, calling it her ‘anus horribilis’.
Sweating profusely, the thirsty dentist took a large swig of mouthwash,
Rules don’t apply here, laughed Lisa. Dennis, you can be whoever you want to be! 9
This went on for a few minutes, but to save paper and therefore the trees and therefore the forests and therefore the environment and therefore the world I have tried to keep it short.
Imagine that. Vomiting until all that was left to sick up was your own blood!
CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK.
Have your chocolate stolen?
Mummified
Magazines like that are for girls! And woofters! SHUT UP! said Dad. Dennis