GOAL!
GGGRRRUUURRR! The noise of Woolly’s bottom burping sounded just like a bear growling.
I've noticed that once you leave London you do kind of become a bit more famous. People in London are a bit too cool for school. It's not so unusual to see someone from London in the street. But outsi...
And a tea
Detective Bone
Detective
Peeved.
Up and down went the ends of the old man’s moustache
I don't have a fear factor. Well, not much of one. And I'm willing to risk quite a lot - as a comedian, you're always risking a lot. You're risking failure, especially if you're improvising and going...
Professor Comb-Over
I used to have a silk dressing gown an uncle bought in Japan and when I came downstairs in it, my dad used to call me Davinia. There was never embarrassment about that kind of thing. My sister used to...
•You MUST take your pills. If you fail to take your pills, every single person in your dormitory will be PUNISHED for all ETERNITY
No. The Professor Osbert Bertram Cuthbert Farnaby Beverly Smith mammoth
Dining room and up the stairs to
Zoe had to do something or she would be roadkill.
Sikh.
I know somebody from university who's called Phil Collins and I think there's something terribly unfortunate about sharing a name With somebody who either is famous or becomes famous.
Have your chocolate stolen?
Period
Bunnykins,