“ GGGRRRUUURRR! The noise of Woolly’s bottom burping sounded just like a bear growling. David Walliams
“ I've noticed that once you leave London you do kind of become a bit more famous. People in London are a bit too cool for school. It's not so unusual to see someone from London in the street. But outsi… David Walliams
“ I don't have a fear factor. Well, not much of one. And I'm willing to risk quite a lot - as a comedian, you're always risking a lot. You're risking failure, especially if you're improvising and going… David Walliams
“ I used to have a silk dressing gown an uncle bought in Japan and when I came downstairs in it, my dad used to call me Davinia. There was never embarrassment about that kind of thing. My sister used to… David Walliams
“ •You MUST take your pills. If you fail to take your pills, every single person in your dormitory will be PUNISHED for all ETERNITY David Walliams
“ I know somebody from university who's called Phil Collins and I think there's something terribly unfortunate about sharing a name With somebody who either is famous or becomes famous. David Walliams
