GOAL!
GGGRRRUUURRR! The noise of Woolly’s bottom burping sounded just like a bear growling.
I've noticed that once you leave London you do kind of become a bit more famous. People in London are a bit too cool for school. It's not so unusual to see someone from London in the street. But outsi...
I don't have a fear factor. Well, not much of one. And I'm willing to risk quite a lot - as a comedian, you're always risking a lot. You're risking failure, especially if you're improvising and going...
I know somebody from university who's called Phil Collins and I think there's something terribly unfortunate about sharing a name With somebody who either is famous or becomes famous.
•You MUST take your pills. If you fail to take your pills, every single person in your dormitory will be PUNISHED for all ETERNITY
No. The Professor Osbert Bertram Cuthbert Farnaby Beverly Smith mammoth
I used to have a silk dressing gown an uncle bought in Japan and when I came downstairs in it, my dad used to call me Davinia. There was never embarrassment about that kind of thing. My sister used to...
And a tea
Professor Comb-Over
Peeved.
Zoe had to do something or she would be roadkill.
Up and down went the ends of the old man’s moustache
Detective
Detective Bone
Winnie Prophecy Mystelle Passionfruit Turquoise Dave Smith, take this man to be your husband . . . ? recited the vicar.
Never allows you to stay up to watch your favourite television programme
The Queen peered down at Jack and mused, Aren’t you a little young to be in my Royal Air Force?
I know some of my parents' friends think 'Little Britain' is in incredibly poor taste. But swimming the Channel? You can't really say anything negative about that, can you? There's nothing better than...
Soup of the day – wasp Gerbils on toast Or Hair lasagne (vegetarian option) Or Brick cutlet All served with deep-fried cardboard Dessert – A slice of sweat cake Tuesday Soup of the day – Caterpillar c...