A half roll of Life Savers fused to the pockets,And in yet another, a lone unwrapped mintHad bundled itself in a stole of gray lint.
If you want to brighten up a person's day.Give them a rainbow.
After your death you will be what you were before your birth.
This is a day of celebration!Today, we are divorcing the pastand marrying the present.Dance,and you will find Godin every room.Today, we are divorcing resentmentand marrying forgiveness.Sing,and God w...
The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page.
I looked long and hard for the paper roses! I found the reddest red ribbon, and a little golden card! We were all there together, many of us, in the same place; but I was the only one who found the pa...
Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.
Nothing complements a fast mind better than a slow tongue. And nothing aggravates a slow mind better than a fast tongue.
Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers.
Today I am even richer.
Be a leader with a ladder, not a boss with an order.