David Mitchell Quote
The night in question, I had put aside my perpetual lavatory read, , because of all the manuscripts (inedible green tomatoes) submitted to Cavendish-Redux, my new stable of champions. I suppose it was about eleven o'clock when I heard my front door being interfered with. Skinhead munchkins mug-or-treating?Cherry knockers? The wind?Next thing I knew, the door flew in off its ruddy hinges! I was thinking al-Queda, I was thinking ball lightning, but no. Down the hallway tramped what seemed like an entire rugby team, though the intruders numbered only three. (You'll notice, I am always attacked in threes.) Timothy, pronounced the gargoyliest, Cavendish, I presume. Caught with your cacks down.My business hours are eleven to two, gentlemen, Bogart would have said, with a three-hour break for lunch. Kindly leave. All I could do was blurt, Oy! My door! My ruddy door!
The night in question, I had put aside my perpetual lavatory read, , because of all the manuscripts (inedible green tomatoes) submitted to Cavendish-Redux, my new stable of champions. I suppose it was about eleven o'clock when I heard my front door being interfered with. Skinhead munchkins mug-or-treating?Cherry knockers? The wind?Next thing I knew, the door flew in off its ruddy hinges! I was thinking al-Queda, I was thinking ball lightning, but no. Down the hallway tramped what seemed like an entire rugby team, though the intruders numbered only three. (You'll notice, I am always attacked in threes.) Timothy, pronounced the gargoyliest, Cavendish, I presume. Caught with your cacks down.My business hours are eleven to two, gentlemen, Bogart would have said, with a three-hour break for lunch. Kindly leave. All I could do was blurt, Oy! My door! My ruddy door!
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