“ It starts from the premise that black connotes evil and death in all cultures and hopes to figure out if these associations influence people’s behavior in important ways. For example, does wearing bla… Chuck Klosterman
“ It appears that countless women born between the years of 1965 and 1978 are in love with John Cusack. I cannot fathom how he isn't the number-one box office star in America, because every straight gir… Chuck Klosterman
“ Is there anything more attractive than a polite person with limitless self-belief? There is not. Chuck Klosterman
“ Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you. Chuck Klosterman
“ When Arthur Schlesinger Sr. pioneered the 'presidential greatness poll' in 1948, the top five were Lincoln, Washington, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Woodrow Wilson, and Jefferson. Only Wilson appears to be… Chuck Klosterman
“ We all have the potential to fall in love a thousand times in our lifetime. It's easy. The first girl I ever loved was someone I knew in sixth grade. Her name was Missy; we talked about horses. The la… Chuck Klosterman
“ If I were an adult, I would be drinking coffee; as it is, I'm drinking Mountain Dew. Chuck Klosterman
“ The drive to Santa Fe on I-25 is midly zen. There are public road signs that say "Gusty Winds May Exist". This seems more like lazy philosophy than travel advice. Chuck Klosterman
“ We all have the potential to fall in love a thousand times in our lifetime. It’s easy.But there are certain people you love who do something else; they define how you classify what love is supposed to… Chuck Klosterman
“ The stark, pedestrian images used by filmmakers (probably out of financial necessity) expressed nothing, symbolically or metaphorically. The only purpose they served was to remind me that a huge chunk… Chuck Klosterman
“ Now, obviously, all old people seem cool whenever we see black-and-white images of their younger selves. It's human nature to inject every old picture with positive abstractions. We can't help ourselv… Chuck Klosterman
“ Is there anything more attractive than a polite person with limitless self-belief? There is not. Avoiding villainy is not that different from avoiding loneliness: First, you must love yourself. And if… Chuck Klosterman
“ In baseball and sex, cliches are usually true: pitching beats hitting, and people always want to be loved by anyone who doesn't seem to care. Chuck Klosterman
“ In and of itself, nothing really matters. What matters is that nothing is ever in and of itself. Chuck Klosterman
“ I don't need to personally agree with something in order to recognize that it's true. Chuck Klosterman
