It feels so exhausting to be so bad at something I loved so much.
Is there anything more attractive than a polite person with limitless self-belief? There is not.
If you want to experience a free-flowing discourse devoid of limitation, you need to seek the darkest fringes of the Internet (and none of that anonymous bile can bleed back into proper society, becau...
If you aspire to be truly open-minded, you can’t just try to see the other side of an argument. That’s not enough. You have to go all the way. Over
If we all took media messages at their absolute face value, we’d all be sleeping with our best friends. And that does happen, sometimes.* But herein lies the trap: We’ve also been trained to think thi...
Fake love is a very powerful thing.
Do you understand? Do you see the forest through the trees? Do you not see what I am no longer not saying to you? If so—congratulations! Prepare to have sex constantly.
If you play "I Don't Want To Know" by Fleetwood Mac loud enough -- you can hear Lindsey Buckingham's fingers sliding down the strings of his acoustic guitar. ...And we were convinced that this was the...
We’re all tourists, sort of. Life is tourism, sort of. As far as I’m concerned, the dinosaurs still hold the lease on this godforsaken rock.
We argued about how hard it would be to ride a bear, assuming said bear was muzzled.
We all have the potential to fall in love a thousand times in our lifetime. It’s easy.But there are certain people you love who do something else; they define how you classify what love is supposed to...
The villain is the person who knows the most but cares the least.
The reason things unacceptable in life are acceptable in fiction is because fiction is often the only way we can comfortably examine the morally obscene. For
The reason behind everything always has to be something else entirely.
The main problem with mass media is that it makes it impossible to fall in love with any acumen of normalcy. There is no 'normal' because everybody is being twisted by the same sources simultaneously.
On the third play he dropped back to pass, and it was unadulterated chaos: The pocket was immediately collapsing, people were yelling, everything was happening at the same time, and it felt like he wa...
No one has ever honestly said, I hate that this joke exists, even though it’s clearly hilarious. It
Necessity used to be the mother of invention, but then we ran out of things that were necessary.
Mostly, we argued about who which of us was better at arguing, and particularly about who had won the previous argument.
I’ve obliterated three days trying to come up with an elegant way to write what I’m about to write, but I think the least elegant way is probably best: I like Kanye West.