“ F. Scott Fitzgerald believed inserting exclamation points was the literary equivalent of an author laughing at his own jokes, but that's not the case in the modern age; now, the exclamation point sign… Chuck Klosterman
“ Perhaps we humans are still in command, and perhaps there really will be a conventional robot war in the not-so-distant future. If so, let's roll. I'm ready. My toaster will never be the boss of me. G… Chuck Klosterman
“ If you play "I Don't Want To Know" by Fleetwood Mac loud enough -- you can hear Lindsey Buckingham's fingers sliding down the strings of his acoustic guitar. ...And we were convinced that this was the… Chuck Klosterman
“ People will look at the world without seeing anything beyond their unconscious expectation. Chuck Klosterman
“ Observing someone without context amplifies the experience. The more we know, the less we are able to feel. Chuck Klosterman
“ I enjoy hating musicians far more than I enjoy appreciating them. As far as I'm concerned, when someone becomes a rock star, he quits being a person. Chuck Klosterman
“ But this is how popular culture works: You allow yourself to be convinced you’resharing a reality that doesn’t exist. Chuck Klosterman
“ I've spent the last fifteen years of my life railing against the game of soccer, an exercise that has been lauded as the sport of the future since 1977. Thankfully, that future dystopia has never come… Chuck Klosterman
“ We’re all tourists, sort of. Life is tourism, sort of. As far as I’m concerned, the dinosaurs still hold the lease on this godforsaken rock. Chuck Klosterman
“ The first moment someone calls for a revolution is usually the last moment I take them seriously. Chuck Klosterman
“ Regardless of how liberal Massachusetts may seem, the Celtics were totally GOP. Like Thomas Jefferson, K. C. Jones did not believe in a strong central government: The Celtic players mostly coached the… Chuck Klosterman
“ Necessity used to be the mother of invention, but then we ran out of things that were necessary. Chuck Klosterman
“ Mass media has convinced us to think that silence is only supposed to happen as a manifestation of supreme actualization, where both parties are so at peace with their emotional connection that it can… Chuck Klosterman
