[...] Y'know, the Duchess Regan is living here at the tower now? I took your advice about not talking about her boffnacity [footnote], even with the duke dead and all, can't be too careful. Although,...
[...]I am a romance slut, and there's nothing I can do about it. If a guy does or says something romantic, I'm all Oh, please excuse me, kind sir, let me dial down my IQ and oh, if it would please sir...
[Abby to Tommy and Jody who are hugging]So I'm like, Cold-faced killers on the clock, bitches, we don't have time for your bonery right now.--The Chronicles of Abby Normal
[Conservation] Barring that, just yell at people randomly to stop killing whales. It could catch on. Really.(Would you like fries with that?Shut up and stop killing whales!Thank you. Drive through, pl...
[after Sammy struggles to unhook Stilton's bra]She rolled onto her face to give him a good shot at the hook in the back. Free my people!I will. I am the Harriet Tubman of your breasts.
[in reference to turkey bowling] He [Tommy] squinted and picked his target, then took his steps and sent the bird sliding down the aisle. A collective gasp rose from the crew as the fourteen-pound, se...
[in regards to the Asian guy] He was so cute - in that Final Fantasy Thirty-Seven way. What I'm saying is, the Sex Fu is strong with this one.--The Chronicles of Abby Normal
A chamomile chaser to Jane’s vodka and sarcasm shooter.
Accepting death folds the soul, tempers and layers it like a Damascus blade. When I’d thrown myself into the canal in grief, only to be pulled out by the Moor, I’d become colder, more durable.
Another hospice worker—another of the amazing women that Charlie had seen in the homes of the dying, helping to deliver them into the next world with as much comfort and dignity and even joy as they c...
Antes de que el capitán empezara a contarle que había jodido en un jardín, con un delfín, en un cajón, con un ratón…
Antes de que la propia anchura de la punta de plástico interrumpiese
Bet he was myrrh, said Josh. Bastard, he brings the cheapest gift and now he wants to sodomize me. My mother told me the myrrh went bad after a week too. Did I mention that Joshua was not a myrrh fan?
But all things considered, he could go a very long time not being run over by a Volvo again and feel just dandy about it. He
But even with the gift of tongues, I’m having trouble learning to speak hip-hop. Why is it that one can busta rhyme or busta move anywhere but you must busta cap in someone’s ass? Is ho always feminin...
Careful not to ogle her wares, as dames often do not care for that, even when it is evident that they have spent no little time and effort preparing their wares for ogling.
Cercana, como era Joppa… ¿Quién sabe cómo habrían influido esos aspectos en Cristo cuando era niño? Hay historiadores que defienden que Yeshua de Nazaret habría
Chaos is the condition between order and disorder, the transition between one system and another.
Come up here if you have a vision or if you are in trouble. Pokey grabbed a bag from the floor of the truck and handed it to Samson through the window. There’s a blanket in there and some mint
Couldn’t be more Scottish if it was painted blue and smelled of burning peat and your ginger sister.
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