One time you take a hundred thousand dollars and let a vampire go, the whole world turns on you like you're some kind of bad guy.
She is too beautiful, I think, to not be inherently evil.
A centipede the size of a Pontiac had once lived in the bottom-right corner of the trunk but had long since moved on once he realized that no one was ever going to bother him, so he could stand up on...
A man attacked me, choked me, bit my neck, burned my hand, then stuffed my shirt full of money and put a dumpster on me and now I can see heat and hear fog. I’ve won Satan’s lottery.
A theory has no better time than when it's lying there naked, pure, unsullied by facts.
A wall is the defense of a country that values inaction. But a wall imprisons the people of a country as much as it protects them.
Abby: I could be a slave to your darkest desires. I can do things. Anything you want.Tommy: Well, that's terrific, because we have a lot of laundry piled up and the apartment is a wreck. Abby: Anythin...
About to be hanged is my status quo, not a condition that requires your repair.
Ack! Parables. I hate parables.
Adeline had come to Christianity the same way she had come to sex and smoking:through peer pressure.Thinking about her six kids and her smoker's hack, she wondered if perhaps peer pressure didn't alwa...
After all the evidence is in--after you've run all the facts by everything you know--and you're still lost, you have to do some things on faith.
All fear comes from trying to see the future, Biff. If you know what is coming, you aren't afraid.
All men are evil, that’s what I was talking to my father about.What did he say?Fuck ‘em.Really?Yeah.At least he answered you.I got the feeling that he thinks it’s my problem now.Makes you wonder why h...
All men are evil, that’s what I was talking to my father about. What did he say? Fuck ’em.
All women are the same; a man needs to simply find his ideal and marry her to have all the women in the world.
An artist can't let madness stop him from making art, he simply has to channel it.
An embrace from him left scratches on my back that sometimes wept blood, yet my brothers and I fought to be the first in his arms when he returned from work each evening. The same injuries inflicted i...
And I was all, Don't be gross, you crustacious fuck. You pull that thing out and I'll pepper-spray you until you fry. (You have to be stern with weenie waggers--I've been exposed to on the bus over se...
And I'll have you know that if you hurt my son again, if he so much as sighs sadly over his coffee, I will hire a man, a Russian, probably, to hunt you down and rip all that shiny black hair from your...
Anger is the spirits telling you that you are alive.
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