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Christopher Moore Quote

Come with us, I said, and we will make you oarlock makers of men. What? said Joshua. That’s what they were doing when we came up. Making an oarlock. Now you see how stupid that sounds? It’s not the same.

Christopher Moore

Come with us, I said, and we will make you oarlock makers of men. What? said Joshua. That’s what they were doing when we came up. Making an oarlock. Now you see how stupid that sounds? It’s not the same.

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