Heinous Fuckery, most foul!
Ah, já entendi - disse eu. - É uma parábola. Que giro. Vamos comer.
Se decía: un trasero bien formado en el espacio no es más que un trasero bien formado, pero si le pones un trasero bien formado a una mujer tan ingeniosa como ella y le aplicas un poco de turbación lo...
Thou wretched pillar of syphilitic pheasant-fuck!
There was a flash, a ding, and everything got dark and gooey.
It wasn't so much like the hands of time had stood still here, more like they'd been thrown in the air in exasperation, the clock declaring whatever! I'm outta here.
In the blink of an eye my beauty becomes but a feast for worms, and I, a forgotten sigh in a sea of nothingness.
Another hospice worker—another of the amazing women that Charlie had seen in the homes of the dying, helping to deliver them into the next world with as much comfort and dignity and even joy as they c...
You’re the one with almost an MBA, Barry, the short balding one, said to Lash. You should know what to do. They don’t cover what to do with a dead hooker, Lash countered. That’s a whole different prog...
Your puny worm god weapons are useless against my superior Christmas Kung Fu.
You were supposed to empathize with your friend's problem, but they were, after all, your friend's problems...
Why, I’ll bet my uncle Davey could take you out in the first round, ya macaroon.
Why is it one can busta rhyme or busta move anywhere, but one must busta cap in someone's ass?
What is character, if not a man's measure of himself against his friends and enemies?
We'll help, said one boy, his finger far enough up his nose to tickle a memory nesting in his frontal lobe.
Treat a whore like a lady and a lady like a whore and even a great stumbling dolt like yourself shall sail on the slippery seas of passion.
Toda libertad que puede ser concedida, también puede ser suprimida.
That’s it? Joshua asked, as he hopped off his post and winced upon landing. Why did we set up twenty posts if we were only going to use three? Why were you thinking of twenty when you can only stand o...
Steady and righteous we may be, my friend, but without courage to risk ourselves for our brother, we are but politicians—blustering whores to rhetoric.
Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.